A tell of epic braveryThis afternoon, while sitting in my bed, I saw my cat's a ponder, with something on a thread. "What ho is this?" I thought indeed, and got up off my ass, and ran to their need. Over to the problem, I flew like a flash! Only to have my cats knock something over, 'Crash!'A chill of terror ran through my bones, seeing it skitter across my floor, oh noes! The rubber band ball near my hand, I grabbed with a flash!and smash it I did, to that spider's eight legged ass."Ha!" Said I, "you'll scurry no more,You nasty, dirty, and most spidery whore." Alas, when I rose the weapon to see the corpse, Oh hell, it was still alive of